ADAM AND GOD
God said,” Adam I want you to do something for me.”
Adam said, ”Gladly Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said,” Go down into that valley.”
Adam said,” What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him.
Then God said, ” Cross the river”.
Adam said, What’s a river?”
God explained that to him and then said,
Go over the Hill….”
Adam said,” What’s a hill?”
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
” On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”
Adam said,” What’s a cave?”
After God explained, he said ” In the cave you will find a woman.”
Adam said, ” What’s a woman?”
So God explained that to him, too.
Then God said, ”I want you to reproduce.”
Adam said,” How do I do that?”
God first said ( under his breath), Geez……”
And then just like everything else, God explained that to Adam as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley,
across the river and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God his patience wearing thin, said angrily,” What is it now?”
And Adam said….
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(YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)
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”What’s a headache?”
Love it Ann!!
Thank you ‘J’
Yes Tania, did love it, made me giggle…hehe x
Thank you starlette lol xx
🙂 Good one Tania, still laughing xx
Thank you sasha11…Ann xx
Are you implying that males are thick Anne???? lol love your posts, please keep them up…xxxxxx
Now would I do that Lina? haha I will not reply cos someone will take umbrage…Thank you as always…ann xx
hahahahaha,The five minutes were too long…..thank you tania,a very good one, xxx
Thank you Beatrice lol xxxxx
Made me laugh too! 😀 Thanks for posting!
Thank you KayBee you are welcome..
hahahahahah Ann u have me in stitches lolololol
Glad you liked it Paddy..Happy Birthday.