JOKES
Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself.
He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says:
“Don’t laugh, your next!!
A Yorkshireman’s dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: “Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?”
Jeweller: “Do you want it 18 carat?”
Yorkshireman: “No I want it chewin’ a bone yer daft bugger!”
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: “Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.”
Vet: “Is it a tom?”
Yorkshireman: “Nay, I’ve browt it with us.”
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As you know I love the Irish jokes Tania………met my Irish friend on here over 5 years ago and we still speak daily……some you gel with some you don’t……..
I met a friend on here, starlette she is from NZ, and I met her when she was on a tour here, we plan on meeting up again next year, with her staying, I know about some that you gel with and some you certainly do not, Thank you, Starlette
Strange folk – these Yorkshire folk!
Hey! Drummer, my grandfather was from York ! My maiden name is a real Yorkshire one lol