Category: Jokes & Humour

.I said i wouln’t post joke’s again, but when a good one drops on your computer’s lap… well, i can’t refuse it!! Last 10 cents.…

This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.…

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe’ and placed his order. He said ‘I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a…

Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning…

Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he…

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next…

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their…

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from…

(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit…

For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the…