IN MY NEXT LIFE
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I wanna come back as a bear. When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months….. I could deal with that……………………………… Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid…. I could deal with that too………………. When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping, and wake up with them partially grown – cute cuddly cubs….I could definitely deal with that…………… If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that…………………………………… If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat………….YUP…….. Gonna be a bear…..
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Hahahaha that makes two of us ! GRRRRRRR…….
Appealed to my sense of humour..lol GRRRRRRRRR xx
move over cus Lina, going to join you lolxxxx.
Love your blog lina 🙂 Im a bear person. Got bears all over, including jewellery. I live in bear country, and understand that I live in their territory, not the other way round. 🙂
Bears are special and it’s great you accept “your” place in their world…they are wonderful creatures and deserve our respect. glad you enjoyed the blog..xxx
Enjoyed the read, Lina. Thank you. x
thanks merver…xx
oh there you are lina. what happened to refurb in the shoutbox over the weekend? wages will be docked hee hee!
Watch out JCB – I’ll send Mama Bear after you….lol xx
Good read Lina, I think I may join you lol xxx
We can hibernate together Roseanne – and do without cubs at our stage of life…lol good to see you back ((((((hugs)))))))))
Lina
Just loved it my kind of woman quite for 6 months
Steve! Would you really like us to remain silent for six months???? lol
joining the Lina pack…….cool stuff!
Welcome Cherri —Grrrrrrrr xxx
i just wanna see jcb runnin from mama bear hahahaha!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
More interesting than poor wee Prince I guess….lol xxx
lol lol tell you what l will be your mate hows that, you made me laugh and smile what more could l want lol john harden xx
Thanks for the offer John – but DO you realise how Mama bears treat their mates????? lol
Hahahahahahha me too lina xxx
You’ll need the 6 months hibernation bit after the reno Skips… wanna use my cave??? xxx
THIS WAS REALY FUNNY, ENJOYED READING.
Glad you enjoyed it Maggie, and it was great chatting with you xxx
Lol I think I am a bear haha
A “hairy” bear Gran?? lol
I was thinking more along the lines of swatting anyone that tried to hurt one of my cubs lol
Now that I can relate to… don’t cross Mama Bear..lol xx
Always wanted to be bear loved it,lol
Bears are cuddly Mac – but some do wait in ambush…lol xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sounds good to me… LOL. Bear… it is. 😀
Grrrrrrrrrrrr to us!! lol xxxx
I wanna come back the same as i am only with the knowledge i now know there’ll be al ot of women with happy smiles lolololol
Keep dreaming Paddy – perhaps you could use hibernation for such sweet dreams….lol
thank u lina how come no other guys answer blogs i do know old bull and JCB do and sometimes way com e on guy sdont leave it to just us lolol