Handy Information
Handy Information for Today’s 50+ers…..
Q: Where can single men over the age of 50 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-50 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Is it common for 50-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 50-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember these!”
Love them – all of them!!! lol TOO true….. thanks for the giggle – made my day…love your sense of humour Linda – it’s as mad as mine…lol Lina xxxx
Hehehehehehhe linda loved the handy info and your far side sense of humour xxx
This is great. Thanks Linda 😀
Good one Linda.x
very funny, ty x
I can relate to all of them girlfriend, every single last one. Thanx, I think, or maybe not! lmao…xxxx
Linda what about in SC mmmmm
Good ones, Linda. 😀
OMG, am I that old