DEMENTIA QUIZ
Lordy, I will never, ever reveal how terrible I did on this; checking myself into assisted living….OB
FIRST QUESTION:
YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?
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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON’T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
SECOND QUESTION:
IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE….?
(SCROLL DOWN)
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ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE…..
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??
YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?
THIRD QUESTION:
VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
TRY IT.
TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER…..
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DID YOU GET 5000?
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100…
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
MAYBE YOU’LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT…. MAYBE…
FOURTH QUESTION:
MARY’S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND ???
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?
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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN’T.
HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!
OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:
A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?
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IT’S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT…
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
Think I’ll be checking into assisted living with you OB !!!!!!
Hahaha OB I’ve just read two of the questions…I dare NOT read anymore !
Assisted living for me lol
I don’t get it? What were the questions again?
Hahahaha Linda 😀
lol Linda xx
Looks like you’ll have to take us all with you in assisted living OB..lol… thanks for the post – I think!! xx
Now i’m really confused….got them all wrong…….oh well……back to the drawing board. xx
Book me into assisted living too please xx
Only got to question 3. Tried to call my daughter…..wait do I have a daughter???? Yes I do! And her name is……Helen…..oppps no that’s my name!!!!! Oh my, oh me……. Hmmmmmmm……what was I going to do??????? TY OldBull, a silly, fun post! xxx
lol Helen.
Well….I don’t like to brag but I got one question right 😛 Guess that means I’ve got another year or 2 b4 y’all will be seeing me at the ‘Home’. lol
Now Millie!!! You know you dont have to be a show off!!! Not everyone appreciates this kind of behavior…..but I do!!!! LMAO!!! You go girl…….hahahaha…..
lol.. so glad i could make ya smile, my friend 🙂
Got them all wrong, OB. Enjoyed it, though. lol
Hahaha…..do they have room for yet another at assisted living? Anyway, this was a fun quiz, enjoyed! Thank you for posting OB
Who are you people? Why are you all talking about assisted living? Is it time for my breakfast? Where’s the potty? Oops, never mind. All seriousness aside, I am so glad y’all did as poorly as I did; comfort in numbers and all that…
Exactly who the heck are you? You seem vaguely familiar…..cute smile and all….LMAO…..