DATING IN THE 60S
This is a little naughty, so be warned.
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
‘ Oh, come on in !’ Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed fred in.
‘ Have a seat in the living room.Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? tea?’
‘ Tea, please,’ Fred said. Mum brought the tea.
‘So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?’ she asked.
‘ Oh, probably watch a film, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the milk bar, maybe take a walk on the beach.’
‘ Peggy likes to screw, you know,’ Mum informed him.
‘ Really?’ Fred replied; eyebrows raised.
‘ Oh yes,’ mother continued, ‘When she goes out with her friends, that’s all they do!’
‘ Is that so?’ asked Fred incredulous.
‘ Yes,’ said her mother.
‘ As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let her!’
‘ Well, thanks for the tip! ‘Fred said as he began thinking about an alternative evening.
A moment later, Peggy Sue came downstairs looking pretty as a picture, wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.
She greeted Fred. ‘ Have fun, kids !’Mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
‘ The Twist, Mum!’ she angrily yelled to her mother in the kitchen. ‘The bloody dance is called the….Twist!’
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hahahahhahahahha ann xxx
Thank you Skippy xxx.
hahahahahahaha good one
LOL thank you grandma …good to see you back x
Love it Ann – didn’t see it coming either..lol xx
Thank you Lina..I never saw it either….Ann x.
How funny, laughing out loud here.x
Thank you starlette lol x…
I couldn’t pass this one up lol
haha grandma x
Love it Mother can be a worry can’t they?
Well this one could mac Thank you ….Ann …
That has got to be the funniest joke i have heard for a long time hahahahahaha great punchline xxx
Thank you crumble hahaha
hahahahahahahaha ann xoxox
hahaha foreveryoung so funny xoxox
Ann you always come up with some doozies!! Love it!!! 🙂
Thank you ‘J’ as long as you love ’em hey!!!!
so funny……
It is Susan..LOL
hahahahah ann my favourite dance lolololol