Chop Chop

The stereo-typical middle ages spinster with a fondness for felines was sitting in front of the fire with her favorite tomcat on her knee. Suddenly. there was a loud band, a puff of smoke, and a twinkling fairy appeared out of the fire.

‘I can grant you three wishes,’ announced the fairy, ‘now what would you like?’.

When she had recovered from the shock, the pragmatic woman answered.’Given the credit crunch, I would firstly like to be financially secure and live in comfortable surroundings for the rest of my days.

With a flick of her wand, the fairy turned the room into a splendid parlour and produced an array of sacks of gold.

‘Next wish please’, she said.

‘Please make me young and beautiful,’ pleaded the downtrodden senior, and she was immediately transformed into a beautiful brunette.’For my third wish, will you please turn my tomcat into a handsome young man?’

Instantly, standing before her,was a fine specimen of manhood, who stepped forward and took the lady’s hand and kissed it saying

…’Arent you sorry now that you took me to the vet?’

Much Love M xxxxxxx