Last 10 Cents

.I said i wouln’t post joke’s again, but when a good one drops on your computer’s lap… well, i can’t refuse it!! Last 10 cents. A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10c coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking […]

Arizona Department Safety Officer

This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the […]

WORLD CUP

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch. However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs. Tearfully she yelled […]

DROVERS

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.” “Oh yeah … and what route are you takin’?” “Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin’ the drought.”

SEX AND THE OVER 90’S

(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning”. […]