Category Archives: Jokes & Humour

 5 Minute Management Course !!!!

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop […]

 Proud to Be British

You surely must smile at this one friends!!! The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. “Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. […]

 Last 10 Cents

.I said i wouln’t post joke’s again, but when a good one drops on your computer’s lap… well, i can’t refuse it!! Last 10 cents. A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10c coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking […]

 Arizona Department Safety Officer

This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the […]

 FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe’ and placed his order. He said ‘I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.’ The brand new blonde waitress,not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,” this guy out there just ordered three flat […]

 Hit the floor running

Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning in Africa a cheetah awakes. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death… MORAL: It doesn’t matter if you are a cheetah, or […]

 Limerick time

Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he drank gin & tonic Under the bridge lived a troll Demanded you pay him a toll Try to get by You’re likely to die He’s mean, and possesses no soul.

 Testicle Therapy‏!!!!!!!!!!!

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman […]

 WORLD CUP

The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their lunch. However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs. Tearfully she yelled […]

 DROVERS

Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.” “Oh yeah … and what route are you takin’?” “Ah, probably the Missus; after all, she stuck by me durin’ the drought.”