LITTLE JOHNNY.
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard. Some honeybees were swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He…
BUILDING YOUR HOUSE!
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisurely life…
LITTLE JOHNNY!
A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by Little Johnny puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding…
THE SEASONS OF LIFE
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn to not judge things too quickly. So he sent them each…
Making Relations Better.
When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular…
Milko Jokes, these were notes left in the bottles for the milkman.
Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant. Dear milkman I’ve just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an…
THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!
Here are five reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you…
TO GOOD NOT TO SHARE!
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker.The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their…
THIS WAS US!
TIME DOWN MEMORY LANE…SOME WILL REMEMBER SOME AND MOST WILL REMEMBER ALL……I WAS THERE AND WOULD LOVE TO GO BACK ONE MORE TIME TO THE…
JUST BRILLIANT!
”The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.” This…