LITTLE JOHNNY.
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard.
Some honeybees were swirling around, annoying little Johnny.
He began stomping on them in his temper.
His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said, “That’s it! No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started catching them and crushing them under his feet.
His father again caught him, and after a brief moment of thought, said, “No butter for you for one month!”
Early that evening, Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kitchen floor.
She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead.
Johnny’s mother looked up to find Johnny and his father standing there watching her, to which Johnny said,
“Are you going to tell her, daddy, or do you want me to?”
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hmmmm! you have left it to my imaginations as to what was off for a month!!!!!
I will let Waylander tell you lol, Thank you
Whatever could it be I wonder?
Mmm, I wonder?
All I can think is Roach……..no fish for a month…….
Ha ha ha, Thank you Starlette
There’s a time and a place folks and this isn’t it ?
Not everyone can be expected to like the same things, sorry Scorpio
I’m still thinking!
Keep thinking, Drummer lol