July 4th
I shall try to be brief here, as not many words are allowed, but all of those words will be in praise of the U.S.A,…
Arizona Department Safety Officer
This was sent by email…. Frightening really….Cos its true…. An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.…
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe’ and placed his order. He said ‘I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights, and a…
To Whom Does The Land of Israel Belong?
An Israeli Sense of Humor at UN set the record straight. An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly…
Hit the floor running
Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning…
Do what you must
“If you do the things you have to do, when you have to do them…the day will come when you can do what you want…
God is busy right now–
A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq And Afghanistan . One of the courses…
A Deck of Cards
Marriage is like a deck of cards – in the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish…
LITTLE BUSHTAIL NUTCRACKER
MY LITTLE BUSHTAIL NUTCRACKER ——————————- My little bushtail nutcracker U scramble up the Mango tree holding a nut for your mate. O! how excited is…
