BACHELORS COOKING
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything…
A REAL MAN
A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she…
BIG TROUBLE
There were two young brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had…
WORLD CUP
The seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do the housework and cook their…
DROVERS
Two Aussie cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, “What are you up to, Mate?” Ahh, I’m takin’ a mob of 6000 from…
A SENIOR’S WORTH
What are seniors citizens worth? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys…
SEX AND THE OVER 90’S
(I HOPE THIS DOESN’T OFFEND ANYONE) Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit…
NEW BABY
For weeks a little boy told his teacher about the baby that was coming to his house. One day, his mother let him feel the…
TEN COMMANDMENTS
A teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,”…
DOG COLLAR – true story from newspaper
“A friend has a shaggy dog and couldn’t seem to get the electronic dog collar to work. He put the collar on himself and told…