An Australian’s masculinity 1) The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky… Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for […]
AUSSIE HUMOR
A Koala bear is sittin’ up in a tree, smokin’ a joint; Along comes his little lizard friend who asked Koala what he’s doing. “Smokin’ a joint, Liz, come up and have one.” So the lizard joins him on the tree branch and they both smoke a bunch more joints. The lizard tells his friend, […]
I’m glad I’m a woman!!!!
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections. I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how […]
TWO CHOICES
Two Choices What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that […]
Tips on Senility from my mother-humor
Now that I am older, here’s what I’ve discovered 1) I started out with nothing and still have most of it 2) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart 3) Funny, I don’t remember being absent mimded 4) All reports are in, life is now officially unfair 5) some days […]
My Sisterinlaw
my sisterinlaw told her daughter to put her purse safe while she popped over to see me so she put it in the oven when she returned home she shouted to her daughter where did you put my purse it’s in the oven the milkman knocked the door and was laughing at her because she […]
the builder
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by. The contractor was sorry to see his good […]
ODE TO a NEW SITE
The day is drear, my Dear/ perhaps you could change your pants/ or me me eyes/ were i that spry/has been a long time since
My first poem
For the love of basket-making, or Just One More He sat, his back against the wall, his legs stretched out before; half-finished basket on his lap. He peered out through the door from gloom within to glare without, and with neither smile nor sigh, snatched photographic glimpses of the people passing by. Upsett – […]
A new dawning at the start of summertime.
I wonder if the Launch of the new site was planned for today, if not it picked the right day in the ancients calendar to transform the old to the new. Sitting in Norfolk where this celebration has been enjoyed for thousands of years it brings us the reality of expectations. This is the way […]
