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 Screen Friends

My husband has finally gone to work My grand children have finished their play they’ve gone to bed their stories read Now it’s my time of day. I’ve had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I’ll talk to all my friends […]

 WISE SAYINGS

IT IS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT; BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO BE NICE ! • TO ERR IS HUMAN; BUT WHEN THE ERASER WEARS OUT AHEAD OF THE PENCIL, YOU’RE OVERDOING IT ! • NEVER APPROACH A HORSE FROM BEHIND ! NEVER APPROACH A GOAT FROM FRONT ! AND AN IDIOT FROM NOWHERE ! • […]

 funny joke

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. …The […]

 The Australian Women’s Revenge.

Bruce was dying. Sheila sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.” “There’s no need to, ” she replied. “No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I’ve had sexual relations with your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!” “I know,” she […]

 AUSSIE HUMOR

A Koala bear is sittin’ up in a tree, smokin’ a joint; Along comes his little lizard friend who asked Koala what he’s doing. “Smokin’ a joint, Liz, come up and have one.” So the lizard joins him on the tree branch and they both smoke a bunch more joints. The lizard tells his friend, […]

 I’m glad I’m a woman!!!!

I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam. I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections. I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions. I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a clown. And I know how […]

 TWO CHOICES

Two Choices What would you do?….you make the choice. Don’t look for a punch line, there isn’t one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that […]

 Tips on Senility from my mother-humor

Now that I am older, here’s what I’ve discovered 1) I started out with nothing and still have most of it 2) I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart 3) Funny, I don’t remember being absent mimded 4) All reports are in, life is now officially unfair 5) some days […]