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 Hit the floor running

Every morning in Africa a gazelle awakes. It knows that it must run faster than the fastest cheetah, or it will be killed… Every morning in Africa a cheetah awakes. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle, or it will starve to death… MORAL: It doesn’t matter if you are a cheetah, or […]

 God is busy right now–

A United States Marine was taking some college courses Between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq And Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who Was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling […]

 LITTLE BUSHTAIL NUTCRACKER

MY LITTLE BUSHTAIL NUTCRACKER ——————————- My little bushtail nutcracker U scramble up the Mango tree holding a nut for your mate. O! how excited is she and frolics around to play hide and seek. You shower her with kisses and do the little trick for you say you have much work to do And down […]

 The Widow at 60

Comments: THE WIDOW AT 60 —————– From across the Palk Straits she had come To this beautiful island of Lanka. Tall Palm trees swaying and the sea breeze calling. Yes – Dreams had come true. Life was lonely back home. It was not the same anymore. This widow at 60 found her mate. As talkative […]

 Limerick time

Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he drank gin & tonic Under the bridge lived a troll Demanded you pay him a toll Try to get by You’re likely to die He’s mean, and possesses no soul.

 LET YOUR FRIENDS KNOW JUST HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. What food might this contain?’ the mouse wondered – – – he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the […]

 This cyber love

Is this real or in my dreams My worlds unraveling at the seams You have my heart now take my soul This cyber love is what makes me whole I can’t believe what’s happening to me Your face so perfect that I’ve never seen Your lips so soft I may never touch I only feel […]