Something for seniors to do to keep those “ageing” grey cells active!
1. Johnny ‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. …What was the third child ‘s…
Jokes, be warned NOT very PC
Some good groaners amongst this lot!!!!! Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be…
PONDERISMS
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best…
Not Another Heartwarmer?
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day…
A SMILE FOR THE DAY
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MUM THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN…
A Lebanese Mezze!
On one of my first trips to Lebanon.. an Armenian family friend from Bourj Hammoud decided to give me a tour of the El-Metn mountains…
A little Poem .
Another year has passed and we’re all a little older. Last summer felt much hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time, not…
What’s the Matter Old Man
Dad’s reply I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab…
Blonde jokes!
How do you know a blonde has been at the computer You see tippex on the screen ——————————————————– Did you hear about the blonde who…
Let’s laugh again folk!
CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY… Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes…