What’s the Matter Old Man
Dad’s reply
I took my dad to the shopping mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ….
“Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. Was just wondering if you might be my daughter.”
🙂 🙂
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Hahahaha that’s good xxx
I so wish I could think those sorts of replies up, lol
Hahahaha
Oh Shads – I was drinking a cuppa as I read this – now I have to clean my computor keyboard!!! great comeback – Like Way, I wish I could think that quickly…..lol great blog!!! xxxxxxx
..What a brilliant comeback……….good blog. xx
you said you wasnt going to say anything shads hee hee!
lol shads 😀 😀