Thoughts from the Realm of Vapidity
If a derelict opossum dared to jump a lumpy stump, Would that clarify or mystify the bump his plump rump thumped? Could it be I’m…
Author: chalkoutline
Art Linkletter
As a teen, I spent considerable time at the library for school and loved finding new things especially if they were humorous. One such find…
The Origin of Words #1
Not sure why I’m posting this but someone used the word ”knack” recently in conversation and for whatever reason it made me wonder why it…
Preposterous Drivel of Unbusy Neurons
I think I thunked a thinkery Engaged in one-eyed winkery Please don’t raise a stinkery I’m merely drunk on drinkery
Limerick Time V
He looked round the world for a lass One with such beauty and class Found her in church Thus ended his search For there she…
Limerick Time IV
A husband went out to his shed to get some relief for his head His wife was upset and issued a threat “Get out of…
Limerick Time III
“This medicine bottle’s defective!” Said he who was not so objective. “I’m simply not able too read this damned label!” So he hired a private…
Limerick Time II
A duck and a goose were out walking and came upon two people talking The goose honked a howl for the topic was fowl and…
Limerick time
Some airplanes that were supersonic All came from a man quite ironic As a matter of fact His ideas so abstract All came when he…