AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES.
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT – USE THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER – EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. 🙂 :).
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I particularly like No. 8 shadow.
LOL sunflower. I like no 3!! 🙂
I have been following No. 7 for years. It works too, lol
I believe you Way..its a mans thing..right? LOl. :).
Yes Shadow, exactly…..however there was that slight issue with the rear axle…….but I’m sure I just didn’t use enough tape
LOL. I love your quips Way. :). :).
Haha Shadow – loved these cockamamie “remedies” – thanks so much for a damn good laugh!!
And Way, you should’ve used wire as well as duct tape on your rear axle – crikey, don’t you remember anything from “Car Repairs 101?”
Happy you liked them jojo. To be honest with you, i was surprised anyone commented on them! happy they did though. *r. Thanks.
Hahahahaha, oh I know several persons i could put in the slinky category lol. Loved it lol.
Good ones shadow,I really liked the slinky one tool,made me laugh.
Go on then kiwi…dare ya? LOL. 🙂 Thanks for coming by!
If you are happy macathy..its makes looking for them worth while. Thanks for stopping by. :).
stop calling me slinkie,kiwi..hahhhaaaaaaaaa..i,too, love # 8…and # 7 is my son’s philosophy of repairs..lol…thanks for posting this,rosie..xxx
A good chuckle shads – I liked #6 LOL xoxoxox
I like Iike shads, gosh you always have such interesting blogs….~I espicially like:
DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS…….hmm what about the one who has no stairs??….oh heck push them in the basement n’est pas?…
Oh and I have one!!…..if you dye your hair and you don’t like it ~ wait for it ~ rub ketchup in it and it should strip some of the colour!!!!ha ha
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thank you, so funny, and so good to laugh for a change…!xx
Hahahahhaa shads, thanks for the laugh xxx
Hahahahahahahahaha, can’t stop laughing at these. My favorite:
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
I like the thought of the day. Very funny post. I greatly enjoyed it. Thanks for the laughs.