AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES .
1. IF YOU’RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.
2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
8. REMEMBER – EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
9. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. 😀 😀
Ah there she is! Our resident nutter of the blogs is back.
Very happy to see you back, lady.
Well Shadow I loved reading this list. 🙂
Made ya smile eh sweet lady? 😀 xx
Aww! Way thats very kind of you. :D. I have not seen you around much either? …so your post was grand to see. 😀
Thanks Shadow. I did have to LOL. really laughed out loud which takes a real good joke, Thank you.
I like a good joke rose so happy to hear it made you laugh. Thanks. 😀
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Hello Tex. 😀 xx
Go Shads!!!! (((((((((hugs))))))))))) Lina xxx
Oh dont worry Lina..i’m going!!! lol..But not in the way you think! 😀 😀 xxx
Don’t think I will be following any of your suggestions Shadow……..well……..maybe getting someone to hold the veg while I chop……..but a very funny read…TY.xx
What star? Not even the first one appeals to you? lol. Thanks for reading it. 😀
Thanks shads funny xxxx
Always my pleasure to made someone smile Mac…Good to see you. 😀