A workers prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
The courage to change the things i cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies off those people i had to kill today, because they pi***d me off.
And also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today, as they may be connected to the arse i may have to kiss tommorrow.
Help me always to give 100% ar work, 12% monday, 23% tuesday 40% wednesday, 20% thursday and 5% friday.
And help me to remember when i am having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to p**s me off more than usual.
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the ass**le in the mouth.
Posted on notice board at work. Management were not impressed.
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Hahahaha Blinker! I was impressed. Bet they werent! Thank you for sharing, nice chuckle with my morning coffee. HS
Puts it in a new perspective. Thanks for posting a fun to read blog.
I think some anger management training should be scheduled ASAP.
And you wonder why people dislike you……lol good one xx
That’s going up on the notice board at my work!
You work Way? LMAO….