A little bit rude
A chicken farmer went to a local bar… Sat next to a woman and
ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne, too!’
‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for me…
I am celebrating!’
‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!’ says the
woman.
‘What a coincidence!’ says the farmer. As they clinked glasses the man
asked, ‘What are you celebrating?’
‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’
‘What a coincidence,’ says the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for
years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
fertilized eggs.’
‘That’s great!’ says the woman. ‘How did your chickens become
fertile?’
‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.
The woman smiled and said, ‘What a coincidence.’
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Cock-A-Doodle-Do………funny blog Chrissie xx
Hahaha good one 🙂
🙂 good one chrissie x
good one!
That is soooooooo funny chrisie hahahahahaha
ooooooooooooh crissie hahaha
lol very funny
lololol chrisssie so thats what goes on in wales mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm U dont just sing lolol