SAGE ADVICE IF YOU’RE 60+
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When done, you have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible… Is that true? Where is it?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ….”
Q: How can I increase the heart rate of my over-60 year-old mate?
A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can I avoid that terrible curse of unsightly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless… It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus people use valet parking?
A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: “Gosh, I remember all these!”
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humour, RIGHT?
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hahaha very good
loved them,lol
Funny.
Funny, had to read them twice, nooooo not because I’m over sixty and have memory loss, just because they were that funny! Darn, forgot the math problem.
Wow good one I love it I know of a guy who went to work looking for his glasses all over the place couldn’t find it went back home and mind you it is about 15 miles told his wife I am looking for my glasses his wife said you have them on. OMG how funny and he was not even 60 so this is not only for 60+ it is for 50+ also. Thanks for sharing…..Cindy
LOL. made my day geewhiz :).
Those were great – and all too true!