LITTLE JOHNNY!
A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by Little Johnny puffing on a long black cigar.
Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked Johnny,
“Is your Mother home?”
Little Johnny took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked,
“What do you think?”
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Of course she’s home. She’s either in the gazebo tending the still or the shed with the pot plants
Where is Dulcie, Waylander? We had such laughs with her, Thank you
Not come across her in an age, Tania.
Thank you, Waylander.
I like it
Thank you, drummer
Mum could be in Cuba buying more cigars for her little darling….
LOL Maybe.
Or counting to ten in the back yard Starlette so she doesnt wallop the little darlings bum haha
ha ha grandmaj , now why did no-one think of that? Thank you