Yours…..in haste….

One of the most stressful tasks for the logically challenged can be getting local service providers to carry out urgently needed repairs. So perhaps it’s not surpising that some of the memorable complaints were clearly written in haste.

”I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.”

”Our lavatory seat is broken in half, and is now in three pieces”.

”Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday, and now she is pregnant.”

”I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off”.

” Will you please send a man to look at my water. It is a funny colour, and not fit to drink”.

” The toilet is blocked, we cannot bath the children until it is cleared”.

”I am a single woman, living in a downstairs flat, and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me everynight”.

”Fifty percent of the walls are damp, fifty percent are crumbling, and the rest are just plain filthy”.

”Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children, and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it”.

”I want some repairs done to my cooker ,as it has backfired and burnt my knob off”.

hehehhehe Much love M xxxxxxxx