Your Way Out
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says they are going to sell your house to pay for your nursing care, so what do you do?
My plan from down here in New Zealand gives anyone 65 or older the ability to buy a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians.
Of course, you will go to prison, where you will get free meals, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all your health care you need.
Need new teeth? – no problem, new glasses? that’s fine too. A new hip? knees, kidney, Lung or Heart? they’re all covered.
And your kids can only visit you at set times.
Finally, may I recommend that you take the foregoing with a Dose of Salt?
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I enjoyed the read, Drummer.I also remembered the dose of salts lol
Thanks Tania – you spurred me into action!
Hi drummer. Interesting blog, in theory. I’ll have to inquire about that here. I know that my late mother-in-law didn’t have to sell her house when she was in a home for seniors. That was in Nova Scotia, I’m in the adjoining province.
I wouldn’t like to think I put ideas in to your head David!
Not to worry drummer. I want to inquire about the laws concerning losing your house in that health situation, nothing else.
You may get some interesting answers!
If you shoot a politician remember not to shoot them in the head because their brains are not there. Shoot them in the ass, lol
sound advice Waylander – I will remember that!
Good one Drummer, lol Way
Glad you liked it grandmaj – thank you!
Entertaining Mr. Drummer ha ha…
Glad you liked it!