YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLD WHEN…..
You Know You’re Getting Old When…..
People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap, to see if you’re still breathing.
You had to get rid of your dog because he kept trying to drag you to the yard to bury you.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
You get to work before you discover that you forgot to get dressed.
Tightening your belt becomes uncomfortable under your armpits.
Your spare tire is larger than your car’s.
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
Your friends compliment you on your alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
You are abducted by aliens, but immediately returned in favor of a living specimen.
Your top three pastimes involve sleep.
You are declined as an organ donor – you’re told they’re not sure if your organs are functional.
Most of your sentences begin with “When I was your age…”
You can’t go anywhere without knowing where the bathroom is.
You and your teeth don’t sleep together.
Your back goes out more than you do.
Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
A passing funeral procession stops to see if you need a lift.
Your bifocals need bifocals.
Everyone is happy to give you a ride because they don’t want you behind the wheel.
The fire department is requested to attend your birthday party in case the candles on your cake get out of hand.
The dictionary adds your picture under the definition of “octogenarian”
(unknown author)
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Hhaaaaaa I loved it katelin!!! xxxx
Glad it gave you a giggle today, Laura xxx
Haaaaaaa love it ooo sounds like someone i know
Haaaa Nemo… hope you mean somebody else…and NOT me! LOL
Hahahahaha kate, sounds like someone I know too nemo lol
LOL Skip…. so good to hear you laugh, dear friend. xxx
good one kate lol!!! 😀
Glad you liked it, Pols! xxx
This is so great. Thanks for the laughs! 🙂
You’re welcome Eileen! …It’s good to laugh every day!
Had a good laugh, Kate. Is there such thing as a bra that ‘pulls out the wrinkles’ but still keeps the boobs from going south? That would be awesome . . .
Hahaha Normi! …Don’t ask me that question..I have NO idea, and I never want to have to find out…lol. xxx
Kate this list was really funny , thanks for posting it.
You’re welcome Marie! Glad you enjoyed it.
I got a serious belly laugh out of that list, katelin.
Hahahaha Lolo…..that’s the best kind of laugh!
katelin….that was tooo funny….i cant believe i can relate to some of those statements esp about the 3 pastimes being sleeping and i’m not sleeping voluntarily!!!
So glad that you enjoyed it peonies!
hahahahhaha – good one kate xoxox
Glad you enjoyed it, fy! ….Happy to make you laugh!
Really funny. Thank you for the laugh.
Hahahaha, enjoyed reading this! Thanks for sharing. 🙂