World Traveller
A man is sitting alone in an airport lounge.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant.
He decides to have a go at chatting her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: ‘To Fly. To Serve’?
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: ‘Winning the hearts of the world’?
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: ‘Going beyond expectations’?
The woman looks at him sternly and says: ‘What the #?*! do you want?’
‘Aha!’ he says, “Ryanair” !
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Hahahahaha…Good one!
Yup, I’d have said Ryanair as well, lol
A man who took Ryanair to court after loosing his luggage has lost his case,LOL.
lol,
Hahaha, good one flower
cousin i have flown ryanair thousands of time i find them very curteous and so helpful how many times have any of u flown with ryanair?? alo my niece worked for them as well she has moved onto another airline by now but if it wasnt for ryanair she wouldnt be working in the airline industry