WOMEN
WOMEN
A real woman is a man’s best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and
invincible…
No wait..Sorry.
I’m thinking of whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that.
Never mind.
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I thought someone else said that it was wine. No matter, liquor is better than women, isn’t that the message? Well, I don’t agree with that at all! I think women are terrific, and certainly far more intoxicating than booze!
Oh thank God for that bull, was feeling very inferior lol
Not much can make me burst out laughing when I’m feeling like this – thanks Bull!
Disclaimer–hiss is not an expression of personal philosophy. In fact I love women. I could go on but not on this site.
hahahaha bull
And what did Shakespeare say about whiskey – no, wait a minute, that was me. Good one oldbull
I think a woman who aspires to love a man inspires him to be his best and encourages him every step of the way. Most importantly, she tells him how she feels about him, her belief in him is unwavering and he knows it.
You don’t get that from a bottle of whiskey!