Why Worry

There are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;
But if you are sick,there are two things to worry about;
Either you get well or die.
If you get well there is nothing to worry about;
If you die,there are two things to worry about;
Either you go to heaven or to hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about;
But if you go to hell,you’ll be so dam busy shaking hands with friends
You won’t have time to worry.

So there you are folks……nothing whatsoever to worry about.

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  1. I like the line about all the hand shaking in hell. Maybe that is why I miss a lot of friends and don’t see them at church. I need to spend one evening in the bar, tavern, pub or whatever it is called around the world to see the other ones. LOL
    Thanks for the a good one.

    1. Whats the point in worrying about getting sick ?……..more likely to make yourself ill from the stress of worrying………never trouble trouble…….till trouble troubles you.

  2. DA DA DA DADADADADA some things in life are bad
    They can make you real mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse
    When your chewing on life’s gristle, don’t grumble give a whistle
    And always look on the bright side of life
    DA DADA DADADADADA

  3. Star,i worry about very little,that is why i look so “young”!,……….self praise is no praise i know,…..but iff i dont say it no one else will,….plus i have lived alone for 22 years,maybe that has somthing to do with it,lol,lol,xxxxx