WHAT’S YOUR THEORY…….

They recently discovered a smaller scroll hidden in the cylinder
of the first scroll of the ancient Biblical scriptures, believed to
be the actual “first page” of the Bible. When deciphered, it read:

“Copyright (c) 300 B.C. God. All Rights Reserved First scrawling
First-Sunrise-After-Stonehenge-Keystone- Is-Shadowed, 300 B.C.

All beings, places and events depicted in this work are fictional,
and any resemblance to actual beings, places and events past, present
or future is purely coincidental.

WARNING: Some of the actions performed in this work are dangerous
and should only be attempted by professionals familiar with the
action in question.

NOTE: Those tiny points of light in the sky when it gets dark are
called ‘stars’. Some of them do blow up on occasion. In no way
should this be construed as a sign that there is, beneath such an
explosion, any form of saviour. Should such a misconstruel happen,
the author will not be held responsible for the avalanche of
arrogance, zeal, bigotry, humanocentricity and other vile acts
which will surely follow the residents of the planet into time
eternal until someone sees fit to erase the denizens of the world
and let the author start over.

DSBN 0-000000-0000-1

Suggested retail: 1 sheep.”

Biblical Bumper Stickers

Adam: “You are what you eat.”

Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to his mother.”

Abraham: “I’m goin’ not knowin’. ”

Noah: “Honk if you believe in treading water.”

Moses: “From a basket case to the promised land.”

Elizah: “When Jezebel ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”

Balaam: “My second donkey talks!”

At the Sinai desert: “Winding road next 40 years”

At the Red Sea: “Caution! Subject to sudden flooding”

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly,
“I know what the word Bible means!”
His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you know what
the word Bible means?”
The son replied, “I do know!”
“Okay,” said his father. “So, Son, what does it mean?”
“That’s easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before
Leaving Earth.”

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read,
“The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.”
His son asked, “What happened to the flea?”