The Water Was Full of Pennies
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
“Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell me.”
“This one’s kind of strange,” the woman said.
“Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied.
“Well,” she said, “yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
And heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies.”
“I see,” commented the doctor calmly.
“That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5 cent pieces in the bowl,” the woman continued.
“That night,” she went on, “I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 50 cent coins. This morning, there were $1 coins!”
“You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!” she implored. “I’m
Scared out of my wits!”
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. “There,
There, it’s nothing to be scared about,” he said.
Ready for this?
I’m warning you…..
Still not too late……delete now!
“You’re simply going through the change!” 🙂 🙂
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lol. y
Sorry, should have been x
that’s funny, shadow.. lol . thx
🙂 so funny shadow x
Hahahaha…
hehehehehehhehe shads xxx
Good one wasn’t it Ladies?. Many thanks for your replies. 🙂
very good shadow thanks
thats where you have been shads. changing hee hee!
lol shads…good to CYA back again woman 😀 😀 😀