THIS IS GOOD!
My daughters and I going out to dine
All dressed up and looking fine
Then came the words I didn’t want to hear
” Mum, you’ve lost your bum”…oh dear
My bum has gone I know not where
Searched high and low but it’s just not there
On top of the fridge and under the table
I’d climb on the roof if I was able
So I guess I have to face the fact
What once was round is now quite flat
If you see my bum please send it home
And I promise I’ll no longer moan
About saggy boobs and knees that creak
Old lady legs and eyes getting weak
How did this happen? I’m not old
But I shouldn’t complain, I’m still alive
And my Girl On the Inside is just twenty five
Anon
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She needs to get to the bottom of things!
ha ha Drummer, Thank you
25 that old !!……..just hitting 21 here and still have a bum…..
WOW, starlette , and here’s me sweet sixteen , I wish.