My daughters and I going out to dine

All dressed up and looking fine

Then came the words I didn't want to hear

'' Mum, you've lost your bum''...oh dear

My bum has gone I know not where

Searched high and low but it's just not there

On top of the fridge and under the table

I'd climb on the roof if I was able

So I guess I have to face the fact

What once was round is now quite flat

If you see my bum please send it home

And I promise I'll no longer moan

About saggy boobs and knees that creak

Old lady legs and eyes getting weak

How did this happen? I'm not old

But I shouldn't complain, I'm still alive

And my Girl On the Inside is just twenty five


Recommend0 recommendations
Published in Senior Chatters