THE PARKING OFFICER’S FUNERAL

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral
A voice from inside screams:

“I’m not dead, I’m not dead! Let me out!!!”

The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters:
“Too late pal, the paperwork’s already done”

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