The job offer!!!!…this is a bit naughty so do not read if easilly offended!!!!!
Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his giro.He marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know,I just HATE drawing this money for doing nothing. I’d really much rather have a job.”… The social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to
drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part
of
your job assignment, to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in
her mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullsh#ttin’ me!”
The social worker said, “Yeah, well . . . you started it..”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😀 😀 😀
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That’s really funny , love it xxx
thanks eddy xx 🙂
Good one Pollie…..
thank you msscooter 🙂
where do i apply for the job pols hee hee!!
jcb your way too late its gone already lol!!! 😀
hahahahahah love it,so typical
yep sure is john thanks 🙂
hahahahaha pollie xoxox
Thank you FEY2 🙂
Pollie loved this really funny.
Thanks marie glad you liked it 🙂
Leave it to Pollie!!! Good read Pollie…I love it 😉