The first time…..

this is another old one folks i’m afraid………………

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said ‘How bad is it, doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and
my fiancee is still a virgin – in every way’.

The doctor told him, ‘I’ll have to put your willie in a splint to let
it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.’

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided
splint, and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on
their honeymoon.

That night in the hotel bedroom, she rips open her blouse to reveal
her beautiful breasts. She said, ‘You’re the first; no one has EVER
touched these.’

He immediately drops his pants and replies, …..’Look at this,
…..still in the CRATE!!!!!!!!!!’
😀 😀 😀