The Facelift
A woman decided to have a facelift for her birthday.She spent £5000. and felt really good about the result. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving she said to the sales clerk ” I hope you don’t mind me asking but how old do you think I am?”.About 35”, was the reply. ”I’m actually 47” said the woman feeling really happy.
After that she went to McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same question, to which the reply was ”Oh, you look about 29” . ”I’m actually 47”…that made her feel really good.
While waiting at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied”I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going, But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a womans age.If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.”.
As there was no-one around the woman thought”What the hell”, and, let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while the old man said, ”OK, you are 47”.
Stunned, the woman said ”That was brilliant, how did you do that?”
The old man replied ”I was behind you in the line at McDonalds”.
Tut tut..
XXXXXXXX M
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hahhaha morv good 1
Hahahhaahahahha,morv,good one………….xxxxxxxxx
hahahahahah….that was funny, morv. Thanks for the laugh . 🙂
hahahahaha morv, good one xxx
I can see this happening!!! ha ha- some are so vain! Good one
Thanks a lot Morv, I spit my coffee out on my keyboard when I read the punch line.
Liked that one, morv!
Mx
very funny morv….thank you xx
glad to see someone is making me laugh morvenna!
hhhaah we have to laugh….it’s essential….have a good day! Much Love M xxxxxxxxxx