The difference between marketing and advertising

Suppose you are at a party,and you see a gorgeous lady across the room...Well,there are a number of things that could happen,

1. You could go over and say "Hi,Im great in bed,so what about it?"
Thats DIRECT MARKETING
2. You could give your best friend $10,so he goes over and says "Hi,see my friend over there? He,s great in bed,so what about it?"
Thats ADVERTISING
3. She might come over to you and say"Hello,Iv heard you are great in bed,so what about it"
Thats BRAND RECOGNITION
4. You could get her phone number,call her next day and say"Hello,Im great in bed,so what about it?"
Thats TELEMARKETING
5. You could buy her a drink,straighten her hair,touch her on the arm and say"Hello,Im great in bed,so what about it?"
Thats PUBLIC RELATIONS
6. You could talk her into going home with your friend.
Thats SALESMANSHIP
7. Your friend might be gay,so next day she may phone you asking for advise.
Thats TECH SUPPORT
8. You could leave the party and on the way home,realise that there are probably many beautiful women in the houses you are passing.So you could shout at the top of your voice"Im great in bed"
Thats JUNK MAIL

Now..Do you understand?

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Comments

  1. nmod

    Hahaha . Very well explained and clearly understood . Now , let me think , how could I use that knowledge in real life ? Lol
    It would be almost imposible not to think about it next time I go to a party !

  2. helensophie

    Very cute! But I do have a question. Why all the talk bout going to bed? Opps!!! Did I say that??? LOL Guess if we are in trouble Vic, we will be in trouble togethe! hahahah