The definition of Cricket as explained to women!
Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out.
When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.
When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.
Now ladies you understand perfectly don’t you?!
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All double dutch to me jcb Thank you………Ann
sounds perfectly clear to me, just how I understand cricket:) That said there is nothing more relaxing than a Sunday afternoon watching the local lads playing a friendly:)
jcb no one but you could have explained cricket like that?You just forgot to tell how the slips go in the wides …and the outfield and the maidens get together …oh hell you tell them …..lololo mac
perfectly logical thank you jcb!!!!!!!!!! lol
JCB , Well don’t understand the game but thanks for telling us ladies about how the game if played.
You forgot to mention that between the ins and outs and not outs, they break for cups of tea and fancy sandwiches!
Well…all I can say is I hope they all get out and dont come back and bore us to death…lol..
LOL!! Jcb1… I was wondering… if you could possibly explain Rugby with that same clarity?? 🙂 That was really great !!! 🙂
Hahahahaaha jcb, love it!
Haha…clear as mud!
Got it jcb but I don’t know now whether I am coming or going LOL xoxox
Cricket, a bugs game.
well jcb…personally i would rather watch paint dry!!! but then that is me!!! i find it totally boring hahaha!!! a bit like golf!!! but after that explanation it is …well ahhmm errrr as clear as …mud????? lol!!! 😀 😀 😀
thank you to all of you for reading and commenting. i can see you are all impressed by the game hee hee!