TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE
TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE
1.
Blaming your farts on me…..
not funny… not funny at all !!!
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2.
Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG
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3.
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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4.
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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5.
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you ‘ re not home.
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6.
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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7.
Taking me to the vet for ‘ the big snip ‘ , then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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8.
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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9.
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?
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10.
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who’s boss here!
You don’t see me picking up your poop, do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
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this is terrific…..love it!!!!!
have not laughed out loud for a long time. Please keep it coming.
Love it! 🙂
OMG this is hilarious and probably exactly how they feel…..
you are so right love, love it!!! PS Charliegirl agrees, lick lick!
HAHHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAA ..love it!!
Laugh out loud funny. Thank you !
Very funny. Thank you !
Very very funny. Thank you !