Telesnoops

I read recently that our TV sets can pick up and transmit anything we say...Which begs the question...What could we possibly say or do,that could concievably be of interest to any outside party ?
Lets snoop on what I might say,once ensconced in front of the box in the evening.......
" (click) Ho Hum..What rubbish is on tonight ? (click) (click) (click)...Sheesh ! Re-runs ,re-runs....Oh...The chaser,s on (click).....No No You brainless twit !..Thats not the answer ! ..(mutters to self) Dont they have a selection criteria,before they let you on these shows ?.......(Sound of a fart)..Ah ! ,Thats better..... Oh Gawd..here,s the ads for funeral insurance.....(Sound of receding footsteps,followed by toilet flushing)....(more sounds of tea being brewed in the kitchen)....... "Bugga ! I forgot to sugar it ".....Oh,Good !..here,s Brian Cox explaining the universe with a ring of stones and some drawings in the sand......Seems so young to be a Profe...ss...or.........zzzzzzzzzzz (sounds of gentle snoring )

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        1. cappuccino Post author

          I didnt know that Rosevita…They tried imposing one here in Oz,many years ago,but there was such an uproar and mutterings of blood in the streets,that the Govt realised it was political suicide.

  1. roseinbloom

    Clever blog and a bit too realistic. You nailed the TV options, and there is no reason that the TVs could not snoop; the new ones have a built in computer and they would know exactly what we are watching and our opinions about it.

  2. vonMichael

    That’s happen last night………

    I’ll try to get him in………. good idea but be careful please………… don’t
    worry its not the first time……….. don’t push to hard…… no, no don’t press
    him………. yeah, yeah ………. fine……. oh yes that’s perfect…….. deeper,
    deeper push him deeper….. yeah wonderful, wonderful a bit deeper……
    OMG I can feel it, I can feel it……… pull him back, pull him back……. not
    to fast…… be careful …….. oh yes, oh yes he will come……. oh yeah, o yeah
    take him out now……… wonderful, just wonderful.

    Its done love, its done. Please go and get two glasses for us love, we’ve
    deserve a good drop of this French wine as reward, don’t we????
    I don’t understand why do I always have such trouble opening a bottle
    of wine???