Sooty the slug

macathy July 4, 2012
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I love to slip around Ernies garden its so cool ..he has lots of little green shoots that keep coming up …just the type i love …they are tender very juicey and my heart skips a beat each time i see the new shoots rise from the ground.
As the sun sets i sit and wait ..knowing that I am safe fromt those big green boots.. as they walk off towards the beautiful sunset….Those boots… I spend a long time hiding from them…..I hear them coming trudging through the grass,…my little body shakes with fear knowing I must hide…. and I pray that the monsters never find me….laying here in this little garden in the dark waiting …..my tummy hungry ,my mind visulising all thoes beautiful green shoots waiting there for me to eat.
Life is good here in Ernies garden …and I have this beautiful little girl I like so much Sylvia…waiting for her now …she is so slender and glistens in the moonlight as she slides amounst the tender shoots….Oh here she is now going to meet her my heat beets faster as I watch her move so slowly by the lomon tree…,she is looking very nice as i slide to meet her ….think i am definately going to ask her today ….waited long enough can’t wait any longer she is the slug of my life.
Wait whats that ..oh no… boots long green ones sz10 have to wait till they go ….thought that they had left the garden before …wonder why they have returned…not usually here at this time of night
oh no they are heading towards my Sylvia…. oh move my darling please …go faster they are getting closer to you….dont go that way.. that is the direction they are coming from …”Sylvia turn around come to me my darling “screaming as i hurry out into the open ground between my darling Sylvia and the green boots ….she turns as she hears my screems…terror written all over her tiny little face …her body tense as she hurries in my direction….I just love her so much nothing can ever happen to her ……I hurry to her clapse her to me and we roll inder the tuft of grass as the sz10 boots walk past us .
I sigh a sigh of relief as i clutch Sylvia to my chest.. look deeply into her blue eyes ..my heart beating ever so fast…I can feel her little heart beating fast as she holds me tight in her fright.Looking down I know I canot live without her …the fear of loosing Sylvia again is too much for me ..I hold her away from me and with adoration in my eyes… my voice horse with emotion I ask her “Sylvia will you slime with me my darling? Hope you enjoyed my bit of humour mac xxx

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  15. friendlya July 4, 2012

    thank you cathy that is so funny, and just whats needed but perhaps I should mention that that wasnt Ernies green boots he saw…it was his pet frog ferdinand!!!!! lol

  17. jcb1 July 4, 2012

    macathy it was funny but i actually felt sorry for the slugs. i will go and take up all my slug pellets this weekend the poor little things. i feel like a murderer

    1. macathy July 4, 2012

      foreveryoung thanks …..it was fun writing it as i havent written anything i made up …so was good to see i cold do it……. and you all liked it …thanks mac

  20. Unknown Member

    Haaaahaaa. Absolutely loved it. I could feel myself tensing as those size 10s approached. Thank you so much Mac for lightening it all up. x

  22. pollie July 4, 2012

    oh macathy this was brilliant..I loved it…you have a real talent in what you write…I also felt sorry for poor little sooty and sylvia lol!!!! 😀 😀

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