SEX INSTRUCTIONS.
This is a bit naughty, so cover your eyes if you are offended after reading it lol.
When it comes to sex
Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Please, don’t do it with Bankers; most of them are Tellers!
Engineers do it to specification
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbage-men come twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Jockeys gallop hard and finish fast
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it’s free
Truckers do it on the road
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Watch out for tennis players – love means nothing to them!
And Zoologists do it with animals!
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Chatters use their fingertips Kiwi…..lol
Do they capp? Not going to ask you to enlighten me hahahaha
i am shocked…shocked and appalled…again..haahahhhaaaaaaa
Lol kat, I can hear your outrage from here hahahaha
bikers do it on one knee!
Hahahaha
cowgirls do it bareback lol
Now how would you know that lol
Yeehaw, ellie,
dog trainers do it in three positions!!!!! 😀 😀 😀
I don’t do it at all 🙁 xox
Teachers do it till they get it right ,,,,,,hehehe loved it kiwi
bakers do it under the (cookie) sheets..lol