Seniors Bus Trip
This was sent to me today and i just HAD to share. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. A tour bus is driving with a busload of Seniors,when the driver is tapped on the shoulder by one of his passengers. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times….When she is about to hand him one last handful , he asked her “Why don’t you eat them yourself?”….. “We can’t chew them because we’ve got no teeth”, she explained. The puzzled driver asks; “Why do you buy them then??” The old lady replied: “We just love the chocolate around them….”
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I’ve always said I’ll stick to trucks, and not bother with busses, now i’m absolutely certain! Good one Lina, lolol
Glad you enjoyed it Steve, I don’t go for busses – and I DO have all my own teeth too!! xxxx
Awwwww no, and all before breakfast……didn’t expect that. lol xx
Made me laugh Star, so couldn’t resist posting…I owe many for the laughs they’ve given me – this is a down payment….lol….. xxxx
ahahahahahaha love it thank u i have been feeling down
Awww Pads hugs xxxx
Pleased it helped Paddy – hope you feel Ok now…. ((((((((hugs)))))))) xxx
Ewwwwwww lol love it.
Thanks Chrisie – guess I have an odd sense of humour…. xxx
hhahhahahah I didn’t know whether to throw up or laugh………..sooooooo funny xxxxxxx M
Couldn’t decide that myself either Morvenna…so I shared it round – like the peanuts..lol xxxx
Loved it lina can just see the look on the drivers face lololo xxxx
The look on my face must have been good too – I shuddered and laughed at the same time…lol xxxxx
Lina lol love it! Really made me laugh xx
Thanks Rose, I owe you a laugh or two – more to come…lol xxxxx
hahahahahaha…thanks for the laugh Lina
Glad you enjoyed it Pass – am still giggling occasionally… xxxxx
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Hahahahahaha, very very funny! A good chuckle!!! THx for the post. HelenSophie
Couldn’t resist – hoped it would go over OK.xxxxx
Ewwwwwwwwwwww and hahahahaha at the same time!!! I wasn’t prepared for that. LOL
My sentiments exactly!! lol xxxxx
That must have happend on a bus tour through good old Germany
when they had to change the drivers twice. lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quite possibly Michael, can’t trust peanuts…..lol xxxxxxxxx