SENIOR TEXTING CODES
Seniors who are in step with the latest technologies now have their own codes.
The kids have all their texting codes, like
BFF (best friends forever)
LOL (laughing out loud)
So why not some codes for seniors (60 and over)?
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL – Living on Lipitor
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLCGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing. Can’t get Up!
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTF – Wet the Floor
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’re the Prunes?
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
DTAF – Don’t Trust A Fart
..HILARIOUS, ob. …You’re a riot !!!
Thanks oldbull, Ilaughed and laughed. Cag.
Love it oldbull, but am finding it hard to memorize for future texting! hi
Loved it , very funny . I don’t text on my phone and agree with Jo would probally not be able to memorize all of them.
Wow, LMDO! TOO FUNNY! But how about over 55 instead of over 60?
didn’t write it but 55 is fine with me
That is the best yet old bull, brilliant.
Good giggle bull, ty
So so funny, but like jojo and annemarie I would have to have the list next to me or I wouldn’t be able to remember them. You know it’s so sad – we can relate to the majority of those LOL 🙂 ROFLCGU (had to write it down before I could type it :()
LOL. Just came across this log. Shall have to print it and put it in my copy of The Complete Wrinklies’ Armchair Companion. Enjoyed the read and the laugh. Thank you OB.