Category: Senior Chatters

The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long,straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good…

A man is walking behind his wife and says, “Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it’s looking like a washing machine.” The woman keeps…

My neighbour was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up…

A girl wants to walk her pet dog.She asks her mum., ”Mum, can I walk Missy?” The mum replies, ”Um Missy’s on heat”. The girl…

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate…

Womans Diary………. Wednesday 26th November. Saw him in thr evening and he was acting really strangely. I’d been shopping in the afternoon with the girls…

Theres a place that is calling and waiting for me, I can’t tell you where, and I neither can see. Its right in my mind,…

A friend of mine opened his wife’s underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: “This, – he said – isn’t any ordinary…

All day I hear the noise of waters Making moan, Sad as the sea-bird is when, going Forth alone, He hears the winds cry to…

Be like the grass. The mower comes and goes. The grass does not say, “Well what’s the use?” It continues to grow. (After Jos. Campbell)