SAD NEWS FOR BAKERS
I got this from a friend and thought you would enjoy it lol.
Sad News for Bakers
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dougboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive role model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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I hated to see him go, I kneaded him so much. Our song was “Dough, Ray, Me” sung by the Baker Boys. He was a self-riser to any occasion. Would anyone mind leaving me a few of his crispy ashes?
Lol
God help me I come from a family of punsters as my wife never fails to remind me. But this; this is a punster’s conceit gone amuk. So, of course I have to love it and I do. A good laugh and I can think of no pun to add yeast to my comment; to punch it up; to make it rise above the rest. I do have a question. Is there any truth to the rumor about who is the father of the Michelin Tire guy?
OB
Lol oldbull, do tell. Who is the father of the Michelin Tire guy lol.
Thanks for the laugh Kiwi!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sayin a word kiwi hahaha!!!!!!!! 😀 😀 😀