Rx for a Young Bull

Just for the record got this from a friend notwithstanding the first person singular voice. OB

I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. We put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that’s possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possible a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

Holy cow! The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight. He’s like a machine!”

I don’t know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda taste like peppermint.

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  1. I wondered where all the peppermint on all the trees in Senior Chatters went. I don’t get it… were you being kind and helping the bull in his work? Going to be some weird offspring! Now I understand how you came up with your screen name.

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