Retirement
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after (s)he falls asleep in the recliner.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Very true
Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Sometime 15%
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS! So true
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING….. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
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Opps just noticed Tania posted this at the beginning of the month.
May the powers of SC delete this, please. 🙂
pollypie i cant see me ever retiring and people repost things all the time i dont think anyone will worry about this been a duplicate. i arent anyway hee hee!
Thanks jcb, 🙂
Although I’m “retired” I’m busier than ever, and I love that!
Mx
Maize, I remember after my dad retired (rip), he wondered how he found time to work… Lol
those ritirement statements are mine exactly! Who misses work (nuts only) and there is never enough time to do all you want to. Sat.-Sun. are the best days to rest after your busy week trying to do all the things you never finish because there just isn’t enough time! Written by soneone who feels exactly as I do….
I can relate to ‘there is never enough time to do all you want to.’ Relaxing and taking the time to do things, is the best… 🙂
I love my retirement, especially the part where I don’t have to get up early in the mornings xox